Reason #3 Why Shittsburg Sucks- Their Intelligence Level is Off The Charts...and by off the charts I mean incredibly low

Studies have been conducted as to the common intelligence of Shittsburgh Shitsburgian. A case study, showing a Shittsburgh resident robbing a bank in Shittsburgh Steelers garb during the parade, clearly indicates the level of itnelligence in the City of Shit.



Sidenote- pretty obvious he was robbing the bank becaue he was out of work like the rest of Shittsburgh.