Reason #6- Shitsburgh Started Steriods

We can all thank Shitsburgh for starting steroids in professional sports. Way to ruin it for everyone you cheaters. CHEATER. I guess those fake superbowl wins don't count anymore. Sorry shitsburgh.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/9217162/Do-juiced-up-Steelers-teams-deserve-asterisks?&MSNHPHMA

A few years ago, Jim Haslett had this to say on the subject of steroids and the NFL: "It started, really, in Pittsburgh. They got an advantage on a lot of football teams. They were so much stronger (in the) '70s, late '70s, early '80s. They're the ones who kind of started it."

Reason #5- Assholes

Jeff Reed had a bit of a temper tantrum when there were no paper towels in the dispenser. Poor bitch.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/football/nfl/02/14/reed.towels.ap/index.html

Reason #4- CHEATERS

This pic explains it all

Reason #3 Why Shittsburg Sucks- Their Intelligence Level is Off The Charts...and by off the charts I mean incredibly low

Studies have been conducted as to the common intelligence of Shittsburgh Shitsburgian. A case study, showing a Shittsburgh resident robbing a bank in Shittsburgh Steelers garb during the parade, clearly indicates the level of itnelligence in the City of Shit.



Sidenote- pretty obvious he was robbing the bank becaue he was out of work like the rest of Shittsburgh.

Reason #2- Why Shittsburgh Sucks- Their Fighting Style Consists Only of Cheap Shots

Case in point....steroid proponent James Harrison

The rabbit punching is quite the classy move. I think he was trying to donkey punch.

The Basics- Reason # 1 To Hate Shittsburgh-The Male and Female Shittsburgh Residents

Scientists have long been trying to capture the male and female inhabitant mutants of The City of Shit...


http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/the_sporting_blog/entry/view/16891/tsb_in_tampa_the_prototypical_steelers_fan

This guy epitomizes everything that the mutants of Shittsburgh are



Here is what scientists believe is a possible female Shittsburg resident











And a shot from behind...