Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
Reason #9 Shitsburgh Hates America
This scumbag refused to visit the President after his cheat win at the Superbowl. Fucking terrorist.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4174143
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4174143
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Reason #8 They love to make death threats
This genius shitsburgh resident like to make death threats on message boards.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/playoffs/2009/news?id=4150090
http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/playoffs/2009/news?id=4150090
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Reason #7- Shitsburg Loses to Girls in Tennis
Male Shittsburgh residents could not defeat girls in tennis. You suck.
http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/30535804/
http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/30535804/
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Reason #6- Shitsburgh Started Steriods
We can all thank Shitsburgh for starting steroids in professional sports. Way to ruin it for everyone you cheaters. CHEATER. I guess those fake superbowl wins don't count anymore. Sorry shitsburgh.
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/9217162/Do-juiced-up-Steelers-teams-deserve-asterisks?&MSNHPHMA
A few years ago, Jim Haslett had this to say on the subject of steroids and the NFL: "It started, really, in Pittsburgh. They got an advantage on a lot of football teams. They were so much stronger (in the) '70s, late '70s, early '80s. They're the ones who kind of started it."
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/9217162/Do-juiced-up-Steelers-teams-deserve-asterisks?&MSNHPHMA
A few years ago, Jim Haslett had this to say on the subject of steroids and the NFL: "It started, really, in Pittsburgh. They got an advantage on a lot of football teams. They were so much stronger (in the) '70s, late '70s, early '80s. They're the ones who kind of started it."
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Reason #5- Assholes
Jeff Reed had a bit of a temper tantrum when there were no paper towels in the dispenser. Poor bitch.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/football/nfl/02/14/reed.towels.ap/index.html
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/football/nfl/02/14/reed.towels.ap/index.html
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Reason #3 Why Shittsburg Sucks- Their Intelligence Level is Off The Charts...and by off the charts I mean incredibly low

Studies have been conducted as to the common intelligence of Shittsburgh Shitsburgian. A case study, showing a Shittsburgh resident robbing a bank in Shittsburgh Steelers garb during the parade, clearly indicates the level of itnelligence in the City of Shit.
Sidenote- pretty obvious he was robbing the bank becaue he was out of work like the rest of Shittsburgh.
Monday, February 2, 2009
Reason #2- Why Shittsburgh Sucks- Their Fighting Style Consists Only of Cheap Shots
Case in point....steroid proponent James Harrison
The rabbit punching is quite the classy move. I think he was trying to donkey punch.
The rabbit punching is quite the classy move. I think he was trying to donkey punch.
Sunday, February 1, 2009
The Basics- Reason # 1 To Hate Shittsburgh-The Male and Female Shittsburgh Residents

Scientists have long been trying to capture the male and female inhabitant mutants of The City of Shit...
http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/the_sporting_blog/entry/view/16891/tsb_in_tampa_the_prototypical_steelers_fan
This guy epitomizes everything that the mutants of Shittsburgh are
Here is what scientists believe is

And a shot from behind...

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